Fitness instructor
and certified nutritionist, Scissoring Sarah, has plenty
of experience in helping people cure their ills and when
her boyfriend starts complaining about another dizzying
bout with vertigo...she tells him she's got the perfect
cure.
She explains that
all he needs is a little strategically applied pressure
to his head and she's got the "tools" for the job...her
marathon trained legs!
He's very reluctant
at first but gives into her suggestion and allows her to
wrap her long, steel-like limbs around his skull for the
first of many excruciating squeezes!
After a few skull
crushing scissors he pleads with her to stop and tells
her that instead of getting rid of the vertigo...he's
only getting dizzier!
But Scissoring Sarah
seems oblivious to his cries for mercy and at one point
tells him that she's actually getting a great leg
workout and tells him to stop whining and just take it!
And take it he does
until finally she climbs up on the couch behind him
while he is sitting on the floor and decides to give him
one final all-out squeeeeeze that not only gets rid of
his vertigo but also makes him go nighty-night!
The next time he has
a vertigo attack, we're pretty sure he'll be keeping it
to himself or suffer between the powerful thighs of
Scissoring Sarah once again! |