In
real life, Roxanne 'Anaconda' Laroux devotes a lot of
her time practicing and showcasing her talents in front
of captive audiences at various festivals, carnivals and
other events including Burning Man.
So
when we came up with the idea for her to pitch her
latest act called 'The Human Anaconda' to a festival
talent director...she just smiled and
said..."Well...this is going to be fun!".
And
what exactly does 'The Human Anaconda' do you may
wonder...?
Well, in Roxanne's own words..."I show different ways of
wrapping myself around someone and strangling them!".
Simple enough...should be a real crowd pleaser as long
as you're not one of the volunteers!
Unfortunately for the festival talent director who tells
her that kind of act isn't a good fit...he's going to
get a free sample of The Human Anaconda's act whether he
likes it or not!
In
this video Roxanne shows off one of her best ASSets
while wearing a black and white checkered leotard and we
think you'll agree...it's one of the best ASSets we've
ever seen!
Just one look at her devastating reverse head scissors,
or what she calls the reverse anaconda, and how red his
face gets tells you just how powerful her ASSets truly
are!
At
one point she gets worried that her anacondas may have
put him to sleep for good telling him..."Don't go all
limp on me like that!".
Then once he comes around she picks up where she left
off by slamming her thighs shut around his neck in a
vicious throat scissors causing him to choke and soon
frantically tap out!
This poor talent director is no match for 'The Human
Anaconda' and if he knows what's best for him...he
better tell her what she wants to hear...that she's part
of the show!
Smart man...he does just that but Roxanne wants her
powerful anacondas to give him one more SQUEEEEZE for
good measure!
So,
if you ever find yourself in a crowd full of festival
onlookers watching 'The Human Anaconda' do her
thing...you might want to try and stay unnoticed as she
looks over the crowd for her next 'volunteer' victim! |